Jean-tastic (forgive the pun)

So today first period I had art! And everybody knows that art involves paint and paint means mess.. well it's what it means to me at least.
Here is how the story starts...
I was sat there in art thinking what could I possibly do? and then it came to me, as thought a dream, Izzy you must paint something! But what colour was I to chose? I had a whole range from which to pick... as it to be pink? No too girly! Purple... ah that was a possibility but i was not quite in the mood that one has to be in when panting purple... Blue, another good candidate, but alas to dull for the likes of me. And as I looked around for an idea of what colour to pick, there in front of me was Sophie Wolf painting the very same colour I wanted to paint myself... Green! This is brilliant I thought and quickly jumped to my feet in order to obtain some green paint, and then a thought occurred to me, a thought that mean doom on the jeans I was wearing, 'I am an art student' I thought, 'I must make this interesting, I must make a whole spectrum of green to add to my book' and I went on to think the very thing I know now I should not have 'I shall start with yellow' and then and there in the lonely corner of the art room I seized the yellow pain in my hands and squirted it's sunshine liquid out... not where I was aiming for... not on the pallet that I had laid out in front of me, oh no! Right on my left thigh instead! My reaction was to whip it off but alas it only made things worse and so this ladies and gentlemen boys and girls it what I created:

Yes I drew straight over it! (My favourite is Harry-Squidicuss) And there ends the story of my jeans...
I hope you have enjoyed it!